Thursday, July 17, 2008

2 DUMB ASSES

I came across an article last night about the imfamous Andy Dick (Old School, Dude, Where's My Car?) who which we all remember his antics during the Pam Anderson roast and the Jimmy Kimmel show involving Ivanka Trump.

Well it doesn't seem to stop with this guy. Comedian and professional public nuisance Andy Dick was arrested in Murrieta, California just before 2 a.m this morning for suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. Police were called to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance. When searched by police Marijuana and the drug Xanax (I have no idea what that is by the way) was found in his pockets and he appeared "extremely intoxicated". It just gets worse from there, a 17 year old female also told police that when Andy had left the bar he walked up to her "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down exposing her breasts".

You see, now if I was one of those cops I probably would have beaten his ass silly and asked him if he thought I would make a good comedian. Have a look at his mug shot that was taken that night, try and tell me that you don't see the devil in him.



He is scheduled to be arraigned Aug. 12 in Murrieta.


Keep in mind all of this mentioned above is just the tip of the Iceberg, back in 1999 he was arrested for possession of Cocaine and Marijuana after driving his car into a telephone pole in Hollywood. He pleaded guilty but the charges were dismissed after he went into a diversion program.

In 2007 he was cited in Ohio for urinating on the sidewalk. A comedy club owner also said that while he was visiting his establishment Andy groped patrons, took women into the men's room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

Ok seriously now Andy stop being a...DICK! I will give you credit you are a funny guy and you amke alot of people laugh, when you're sober and doing your thing, so please stay off the Coca and whatever the hell Xanax is, Mary Jane is where it's at she will never steer you wrong, but we will save that for another blog.

Which brings us to number 2. P Diddy, Puffy Doo Daddy whatever he wants to be called, I am just going to call him Sean Combs.

So he has this video blog thing he does on youtube which I happened to stumble across one day while loooking for a video on Hancock, which was a great movie by the way, and here I see Mr Combs ranting about there being no Afican American superhero's...well just watch the video first before i go on.

Really!? Now come on P Doopy you are missing sooo many "African America" Superhero's. Marvel is full of them, Steel, Blade, Storm, War Machine, Cat Woman, Black Panther just to name some of the main ones. Some of these characters have been around since the 60's and 70's so maybe before you start to flap that mouth of your which possibly contain the world's largest teeth ever, do some research or just even think before you speak.

Second what's with the racist comment on calling the guy answering the phone in the back ground "thats' my white boy" I know you don't mean anything by it (let's hope not) but it's comments like this that seer into your young fans minds and they go on the streets and start calling their homeboy's that. If this world is to ever change it's little things like that we need to stop, it's a revolving door that needs to be stopped.

Well that's it for now and hopefully the next blog will be about the Dark Knight, untill then...Holla!

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